It's ever so hard making a good deal in these lands. Customers are most often rude, and stingy as well. Sometimes I have to, *sway* them into a more reasonable price.
Instead of throwing me back into the ocean after a fishing trip, you decide to keep me and use me as your personal Mer-Slut in bed…even if it means I have to stay away from water and suffer~
I want to get way too drunk at a college party and accidentally out myself as trans by just grabbing the prettiest girls there and fucking her, while everyone looks on in shock and awe
