I hope it's not misogynistic to observe that; when wearing a universal one-boob dress, some ladies take a surprisingly long time to decide which boob should be out and which should be in.
"The bricks are just stacked up. That one's cracked, look. I don't think they're even cemented in." This lady is very unhappy with her new fireplace. See tonight's "Buyer Beware" investigation into rogue builders, only on AltBoobWorld TV.
