You think you're worthy of my attention, little boy? Ha! You're just a pathetic little worm with a teeny-weeny dick. I can hardly see it behind your sweatpants. And you call yourself a man? Don't make me laugh.
My huge ass alone is enough to humiliate you. That soft, useless nub would vanish the second I turn around. Should I laugh, or wait till it twitches? 😂