Scenes from AltBoobWorld : This lady is busy in the kitchen. Her cat has jumped up on the table and is sniffing the chicken salad she's preparing. Bad cat!
I hope it's not misogynistic to observe that; when wearing a universal one-boob dress, some ladies take a surprisingly long time to decide which boob should be out and which should be in.
Scenes from AltBoobWorld : "What is it with these tiny cups of coffee? I don't want espresso, I want a big cup of coffee to last me an hour while I sit in the coffee shop and watch people pass by"