I have been informed that someone broke into my private liquor stash at the palace and stole a bunch of my booze, and that they also raided my nacho cupboard. The Cadets are harshly interrogating all palace pigs to make sure it was not an inside job.
I can't sleep. Thoughts of Queen Alex & her feet running through my head. Can my fellow M.A.L.E.S. be trusted not to betray their own gender? If there's a risk of me being turned in, I could act first, claim the reward... No! Mustn't even think th
Seeing so many beautiful blonde women has only made me miss Alex even more. To avoid triggering my anxiety, all Goddess minors must dye their hair pink, or wear a wig until the Queen returns.
