It took a few days to get things moving smoothly, but #ProjectPigDig is moving along nicely and is on schedule. Sunshine River will be glorious when it's complete!
I heard a rumor that Queen Alex was feeling a little sad for some reason. I hope that making fun of this pig tonight before Thursday Night Smother Sesh cheers her up!
Even though pigs will never have independence in The Matriarchy, I still want to see lots of fireworks tomorrow night. Bonus points if you lose a few fingers!
