Only one single pig was kind enough to wish me a Happy Women's Day. Tomorrow, food rations will be cut by 75%. Maybe starving a bit will teach you pigs some manners!
While the Queen is away, I've been tasking with cleaning every single one of her shoes. This task was always more fun while she was wearing them, of course, but I'm still working hard even when she's not here. It's a tough job, but far better than th
