In order to keep our pigs happy and healthy during the Queen's absence, The Matriarchy will once again be adopting the "Sunshine Standard" 800 calorie per day kale only diet. You're welcome! ๐๐
*Press Release* Our office has been given reliable intel that the Wrens have been conducting training exercises between Freya and Venus. Some speculate that this has to do with the Queen's recent tax increases.