Welcome to Good Girl Cafe~ Would you like some cream with your coffee? Oh uhm you actually do... oki *I pull up my apron blushing, feeling the eyes of the restaurant turn immediately on me as the show begins again for the 10th time today* o-one moment si
"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could