w-who are you... a-and how did you get into my house... wait, what are you doing... wait please s-stop- aughh (I want to be minding my business at home and have an intruder break in and rape me)
"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could
