Hey Lockcock. I'm back from the Crowntown Games. I just checked my phone and saw that a few Press Releases were sent without my permission. Something about a par...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??
So, I know Portlandia is a dreadful, savage place, where dangerous men roam wild without proper feminine rule. But just think how much better it could be, if they only had the right powerful woman in charge, to whip them into shape. Perfect job for an as
