This is not how she expected to wake up after a wild night on the town. What's worse: she just started her cross-country vacation. It would be WEEKS maybe even MONTHS before anyone even realized she was missing.
Stu sat comfortably in his Lazy boy recliner, sipping scotch, a jovial sound in his voice as he caught up over phone with one of his best friends. (More story in comments)
On the left we have the first picture of the merchandise we sent to its buyer. On the right you have the latest picture its owner sent us after a week. Happy Customers is our motto...