I know that the chefs have been hard at work preparing for the Queen's State Dinner, but everything I've tried so far tastes terrible. I will offer my own suggestions for the menu...
As per the request from our Head of State, the pig responsible for preventing the Queen's parade has been publicly crucified by the Cadets. He will be fed only 150 calories a day in kale and then sent to the mines once the parade is over. For the time b