Email from Cadet Lieutenant to Queen Alex - Dear Queen: We have set up the Overgal decoy sissy pig on the whipping post to hopefully lure Lockcock. We will report back if and when we recapture him.
Come and find me sitting in my favourite cafe, patiently and quietly with my chess set, waiting for any inferior pigs who want to test themselves and risk the utter delight of being publicly humiliated by a woman. Full details in comments.
Some Cadets were caught hazing a new recruit in the palace. Even more egregious, some of them dared to sit on MY throne while doing it. This is totally unacceptable!
