Well...it's getting to be that warm, fuzzy time of the year. So let me be the first to say: TAKE A GOTDAMN TURKEY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASSHOLES, ya bloated, greedy gluttons! Oh, and...
So it's officially Valentines Day. And for those that have no one to celebrate with, remember you can still get laid. Simply pour a glass of wine and...