"I like big clocks and I cannot lie". Come visit the AltBoobWorld museum of clocks, time and time travel. Open daily! Ask at your local tourism office #VisitAltBoobWorld
"The bricks are just stacked up. That one's cracked, look. I don't think they're even cemented in." This lady is very unhappy with her new fireplace. See tonight's "Buyer Beware" investigation into rogue builders, only on AltBoobWorld TV.
Welcome to all new posters! A quick reminder of the "dress code" of AltBoobWorld : Don't be fully topless, it's "boobs out of clothing" that's fashionable here. Don't wear lingerie or only underwear, and don't just clumsily roll your shirt up
