Are you sure your boring wife should get such a big Christmas present and so much attention? Wouldn't you rather spend the holidays chatting and spoiling me? I will listen to all your frustration and agree with you on how lame she is. You deserve better
Is your wife boring? Have you cheated on her? Do perverted things turn you on? Have you ever done it? Tell me your deepest secrets. I want to listen to it all. Remember it. Save it.....
