Sorry, dude, I just saw it now. You're lucky to have an ex like that. If anyone has similar cases, then share them, I think it would be interesting to everyone and would add activity to the sub.
Are you sure your boring wife should get such a big Christmas present and so much attention? Wouldn't you rather spend the holidays chatting and spoiling me? I will listen to all your frustration and agree with you on how lame she is. You deserve better
There's still time to return your wife's Christmas present and spoil me instead. In return, I will tell you both how mediocre your wife is and how you will never get anywhere near me.
