So, you decide that asking to be excused from the dinner table to go plug up your phone and scroll was the brightest decision? I’m not sure why you’ve decided to make some very unladylike and poor decisions, but go ahead and hand me that charging cor
My wife thought our family cookout was the time to catch an attitude. You’d think she would know better by now, or would respect the warnings I gave her, but no. So I knew just how to fix that little issue.
