"Hey uhm... I found your reddit account and all those posts about wanting to fuck yourself... So like, happy birthday I guess...?" I want to be your roommate that purchased an x-change pill that'd transform me into an exact replica of you so you could
My younger brother told his friend that had crush on me to go knock on my door and hit on me. After 5 minutes he receive a message from him with attached picture:
My roomie was a nerdy virgin that confessed to me last year, despite knowing I was a lesbian. I rejected them, but fast forward a few months and they started transitioning~ Nowadays, I had to admit, she was getting real easy on the eyes~ "Hey dork, kitc