Is your wife boring? Have you cheated on her? Do perverted things turn you on? Have you ever done it? Tell me your deepest secrets. I want to listen to it all. Remember it. Save it.....
Are you sure your boring wife should get such a big Christmas present and so much attention? Wouldn't you rather spend the holidays chatting and spoiling me? I will listen to all your frustration and agree with you on how lame she is. You deserve better
