Reminder: While the Head of State and I are both away from the capital, no Cadets or any other Goddesses in the Palace better sit on MY throne. NO ONE is allowed on the throne but me!
Even though pigs will never have independence in The Matriarchy, I still want to see lots of fireworks tomorrow night. Bonus points if you lose a few fingers!
Hey Lockcock. I'm back from the Crowntown Games. I just checked my phone and saw that a few Press Releases were sent without my permission. Something about a par...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??
