*Press Release* Our office has been given reliable intel that the Wrens have been conducting training exercises between Freya and Venus. Some speculate that this has to do with the Queen's recent tax increases.
For the briefest moment today, I actually believed I might get to have sex for the first time since arriving in the Matriarchy. The Pirate Queen had other ideas. The result was far more humiliating and emasculating that I imagined.
