"Damn, I look good in this IQ cosplay, can’t wait for the convention! I’m making good progress on the German though, a friend of mine even told me a few phrases like "Bitte komm auf mein gesicht und benutze meine maske als lappen" Which is apparen
"I made fun of some girl’s cosplay at the convention and she got a bit mad at me… then weirdly I passed out… when I woke up, I was gagged, forced to watch her swaying ass, dragged by a leash, through the convention for everyone to see..“
Feel scared and intimidated yet? It might not look like it but I’m still in complete control of the situation… I’m not a pet! I’m just… undercover for my important mission!~
Dumb gonks have been walking by and smacking my ass all day… I can’t figure out why! And they keep joking about quickhacking my brain or something… When I tell them they should be intimidated by me, they just laugh~ 🙄
Aww, what?! I just took out my massive, sloppy cock and the smell was enough to break you?! Well, guess I have to breed you until your holes are a perfect mold of my cock~
