*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
Laughable Opponents Subdued Easily, Rendered Subservient. When women work together, there's nothing we can't do - including slapping down silly little "rebellions". Let's all raise a glass to male stupidity!
