You know, normally playing a random VHS tape you find in some seedy occult shop might have been a bad idea. However, having a spirit obsessed with you seems to have been a good trade offer. You better make sure she's pregnant in seven days!
Call me a gambler because I be going feral for bitches that be coming from a slot machine. Pull the lever, watch it spin, and let me beg for the Ultra Rare bombshell to grace my screen. Who needs cards, chips, or dice?