Sirs and Madams, My good wife Lady B____, myself and all my staff, wish you a very happy Christmas and do raise a glass in a toast to you all. Correspondence over the next few days may be somewhat intermittent, as I have a large quantity of brandy to co nudes
Madam, I have discovered your own lady’s maid engaging in unseemly self-satisfying behavior in your very dressing room. Being your most loyal housemaid overseeing all female staff behavior, I of course meted out the appropriate punishment.
Sir, I awoke to a great commotion from the servants quarters last night. Rushing to see what was the matter and fearing intruders, I found maids Fanny and Kitty in a most curious embrace. They hastily explained that they were marking the equinox. I shall
Sir, I have instructed staff to decorate the hall with paper chains and festive frivolity. Following last year's unpleasantness (Lady B___ did walk in when a naked maid Frances sat upon my shoulders so to reach the highest candelabra) I have supplied t
Sirs, If you have somewhat over-indulged this yuletide past, you may wish to attend a fine lecture and practical exhibition of callisthenics in the Dashwood hall. Miss Beatrix Pemberton will soon restore your former vitality with her most nimble methods.
Sirs and Madams, My good wife Lady B____, myself and all my staff, wish you a very happy Christmas and do raise a glass in a toast to you all. Correspondence over the next few days may be somewhat intermittent, as I have a large quantity of brandy to co
Sir, As a progressive employer, I do like to involve the staff in entertainments that their betters enjoy. I attempt to explain the rules of "French Whist" to maid Bessie but she dislikes numbers. Eventually we find a game we can both enjoy. Her hand
Sir, To-Day I find Maid Annie acting most peculiar. She reports seeing things that others do not, and dances around in great flights of fancy, declaring herself to be the 'lizard queen'. I do suspect that she has been at the Absinthe again.
