Sirs, If you have somewhat over-indulged this yuletide past, you may wish to attend a fine lecture and practical exhibition of callisthenics in the Dashwood hall. Miss Beatrix Pemberton will soon restore your former vitality with her most nimble methods. nudes
Sir, As a progressive employer, I do like to involve the staff in entertainments that their betters enjoy. I attempt to explain the rules of "French Whist" to maid Bessie but she dislikes numbers. Eventually we find a game we can both enjoy. Her hand
Sirs, If you have somewhat over-indulged this yuletide past, you may wish to attend a fine lecture and practical exhibition of callisthenics in the Dashwood hall. Miss Beatrix Pemberton will soon restore your former vitality with her most nimble methods.
Sir, To-Day I find Maid Annie acting most peculiar. She reports seeing things that others do not, and dances around in great flights of fancy, declaring herself to be the 'lizard queen'. I do suspect that she has been at the Absinthe again.
Sirs and Madams, My good wife Lady B____, myself and all my staff, wish you a very happy Christmas and do raise a glass in a toast to you all. Correspondence over the next few days may be somewhat intermittent, as I have a large quantity of brandy to co
Sir, I have instructed staff to decorate the hall with paper chains and festive frivolity. Following last year's unpleasantness (Lady B___ did walk in when a naked maid Frances sat upon my shoulders so to reach the highest candelabra) I have supplied t
Sir, I awoke to a great commotion from the servants quarters last night. Rushing to see what was the matter and fearing intruders, I found maids Fanny and Kitty in a most curious embrace. They hastily explained that they were marking the equinox. I shall
Madam, I have discovered your own lady’s maid engaging in unseemly self-satisfying behavior in your very dressing room. Being your most loyal housemaid overseeing all female staff behavior, I of course meted out the appropriate punishment.
