Our Queen is doing amazing work overseas to increase our pig supply. As Head of State, I am calling for a thorough safety inspection of the Hera Slave Markets to be sure that we can handle the influx of new slaves.
Inspecting some of the males that are creating the new religious shrine to me... Thinking about taking one home with me to my stables... who to pick...
Enjoying a quiet night up in my tower, with a nice glass of wine, a pig under my foot, and taking the time to compose a little poem examining the true meaning of this silly little M.A.L.E.S. group.