While the Queen is away, I've been tasking with cleaning every single one of her shoes. This task was always more fun while she was wearing them, of course, but I'm still working hard even when she's not here. It's a tough job, but far better than th
It's truly despicable that someone would steal Queen Alex's underwear. I'm willing to buy them from the thief in order to return them to her, no questions asked.
By Order of Generalissima Alex, the civilian government of the Matriarchy is dissolved and the entire Matriarchy is now under martial law. The Queen shall be arrested.