Hey Lockcock. I'm back from the Crowntown Games. I just checked my phone and saw that a few Press Releases were sent without my permission. Something about a par...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??
Since I don't feel like I was properly thanked and honored for my help crushing the L.O.S.E.R.S, I went ahead and picked up that Porsche I deserve. It's even yellow, like sunshine! 🌞
Royal Decree from the Queen: Effective Immediately. Pigs Diets Are Upgraded from Kale to Green Beans. Keep Your Pigs Lean, Clean and on Their Routines with Green Beans!
