*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
I can't sleep. Thoughts of Queen Alex & her feet running through my head. Can my fellow M.A.L.E.S. be trusted not to betray their own gender? If there's a risk of me being turned in, I could act first, claim the reward... No! Mustn't even think th
