The only thing worse than finding out my bank account was wiped clean is that my credit cards got maxed out buying.. shovels?? This is going to take weeks to get straightened out.
*Press Release* Our office has been given reliable intel that the Wrens have been conducting training exercises between Freya and Venus. Some speculate that this has to do with the Queen's recent tax increases.
It has come to my attention that there are some grumpy piggies in The Matriarchy. Why not try to relax and relieve some of your stress with my brand new Goddess Sunshine waifu pillow now available for pre-order!!