Runaway pigs will be sentenced to the stockades, where they will be tormented by the succubus without mercy. Then at dawn they will be bashed with rotten vegetables & fruits by all who pass by to witness their shame, until they accept that women have
Some Cadets were caught hazing a new recruit in the palace. Even more egregious, some of them dared to sit on MY throne while doing it. This is totally unacceptable!
I heard a rumor that Queen Alex was feeling a little sad for some reason. I hope that making fun of this pig tonight before Thursday Night Smother Sesh cheers her up!
