As per the request from our Head of State, the pig responsible for preventing the Queen's parade has been publicly crucified by the Cadets. He will be fed only 150 calories a day in kale and then sent to the mines once the parade is over. For the time b
I'm looking to hire pigs with construction experience to build a new canal. This waterway will make a new trade route between Amazonia and York. Project is expected to be completed in around 5 weeks.
The M.A.L.E.S. come together, to talk of rebellion and freedom - But Queen Alex's threats of permanent chastity (and worse) seem to have thwarted their plans...
I'm putting together the finishing touches on my costume for this year's Second Annual Goddess Sunshine's Spooktacular Celebration And Recreational Event (S.C.A.R.E.) Party!
