Hey Lockcock. I'm back from the Crowntown Games. I just checked my phone and saw that a few Press Releases were sent without my permission. Something about a par...WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE??
Some free male detective is sticking his nose where it doesn't belong. If an ambitious pig deals with him and makes this problem go away for me, I will let that pig stick his nose somewhere much more rewarding.
Shoo pigs! Come on. Let's go. I have a digging crew coming through here tomorrow. I don't want to hear that I'm disturbing your natural habitat. Get out!