Sorry, dude, I just saw it now. You're lucky to have an ex like that. If anyone has similar cases, then share them, I think it would be interesting to everyone and would add activity to the sub.
Are you sure your boring wife should get such a big Christmas present and so much attention? Wouldn't you rather spend the holidays chatting and spoiling me? I will listen to all your frustration and agree with you on how lame she is. You deserve better