*Press Release* Clinical studies have proven that the concept of 'blue balls' is a myth. In reality, it is just entitled pigs having a tantrum. Pigs cannot be trusted when it comes to their own sexual gratification.
One week ago, a very silly and inferior man made the mistake of challenging me to a chess game, and found himself in chastity for seven days. Tonight, he has the most humiliating orgasm of his life. Care to join me?
